Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her eatin' breakfast ridin' shotgun
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was drinkin' pints of Guinness near the 'Buurvrouw',
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I knew deep down I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she liked 'Spy vs. Spy';
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on 'The Gong Show';
The spraypaint on my truck spelled out goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
