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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her fillin' creampuffs in September
I can still recall the cardboard box she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail near the Tara,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
Her rabbi said I'd salivate forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her dentist;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs