Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her eatin' twinkies with a banjo
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sketchin' out her memoirs snoring gently,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me to take my hand off of her thigh;
But who'd have thought she'd change sex with her Daddy;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
