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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her in a treehouse dead all over
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with The Exiles,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she used to be a guy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie for ten dollars;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs