Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
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I met her at a rehab poppin' uppers
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was munchin' jalapenos on her elbows,
and I knew I'd have to bribe the judge some more;
I told her shrink I'd roll cigars forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off at her health club;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
