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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her incognito in September
I can still recall the cardboard box she wore
She was drinkin' pints of Guinness in the bathtub,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd thave sex with her dentist;
She smelled so bad, I had to say goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs