Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator
Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?
Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!
I met her outside Dallas all hunched over
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was laughin' like a banshee almost naked,
and I knew she'd need some ointment for that sore;
My mother thought I'd roll cigars forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd break jail with no clothes on;
The spraypaint on my truck spelled out goodbye.
This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs
