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Mulligans Country Music Lyrics Generator

Are you a songwriter with songwriter's block?

Here's your change to remedy that! Just click this reload as many times as you want; copy the lyrics and put them to a simple bit of country music. You can then register for our Open Singers night!

I met her in a nightmare whistling 'Dixie'
I can still recall the cardboard box she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with Sean McLaughlin,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
Her momma knew I'd live off her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

This page is dedicated to Baz the Barman...
and is based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs